

I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge. Pearl: Yes, you can still wear the wig.Pearl: But I am having a good time! Ya know, we haven't finished our dance yet.SpongeBob: All I wanted was to have a good time!.Pearl: Actually, it was pretty funny when that hot dog landed in Judy's hair.Pearl: Don't worry, SpongeBob, ya didn't mess everything up.Incidental 8: Wow, what did you do to him? Poor little guy.SpongeBob: Don't cry, the prom expert is here! I haven't failed yet! Hey, we can still.Pearl: Well, I guess you can take me home now, now that you've ruined everything!.SpongeBob: The whack? Oh, yeah, I invented that one.Pearl: SpongeBob, what are you doing? Can't you see everybody here is doing 'the whack'?.But, I bet he isn't holder of the Regional Romance Dance Championship trophy! Pearl: Get down, he'll see us! It's my ex-boyfriend, Octavius Rex, a.k.a.SpongeBob: Hi, Pearl! Come on, it won't bite!.Oh, quick, let's go see how ugly Cindy's dress is! SpongeBob, what are you doing?! Teen 12: Ohh, is he the really tall one?.Pearl: He's over at the punch bowl getting me some punch.Teen 12: So, like, where's your date, Pearl? We're all dying to meet him.Incidental 8: And you know Brian Flounder from math class.Teen 12: I'd like you to meet Billy Fishkins!.Pearl: SpongeBob, here come my friends.Girl: Hey, look, it's Pearl! Hi, Pearl!.Pardon me! Here I am.! Cheese.! That'll be a keeper. SpongeBob: Well, I guess the first thing we should do is.Krabs: Go easy on him, lassie! I can't afford to break in a new fry cook! Pearl: A limo! Why didn't you say so? I love limousines!.SpongeBob: Uhh, Pearl, we've got to get back to the limo.I want to go to the prom, get my picture taken, and I want to dance.I want to drink punch with my friends and don't do that other thing you're always doing. Now listen, SpongeBob, I just want to get through this with my social status intact. Pearl: Well, at last no one will recognize you.Krabs: Hello? What do you think, Pearl? Cleans up pretty well, doesn't he? Okay, Gary, wait 'til Pearl gets an eyeful of this! SpongeBob: What is it, Gary? What do you have? Hey, Gary, this magazine gives me an idea! Long.Besides, how am I supposed to compare with Pearl's old boyfriend, Mr. SpongeBob: No, that was Patrick who brought his mom.I couldn't even get a date for my own junior prom. Krabs, I am a prom expert! Oh, Gary, I'm a prom failure.

SpongeBob: Really? Oh, wow! Don't worry, Mr.Krabs: Never mind that, boy! You're taking Pearl to her prom! Krabs! Are you talking to that dummy I made? It's pretty realistic isn't it? I made this part out of. Remember, you're doing it for good old Mr. Krabs: Now listen, boy, I'm-a counting on you to make this a very special night for a very special girl. Listen up! Which one of you lucky lubbers wants to take me lovely daughter Pearl to the prom? But I can't take him, daddy! They'll kick me off the most frequently pictured in the yearbook committee. Pearl: Ahh! the fry cook? Do you know what that would do to my complexion? People would mistake me for a planetarium.

I'll take ya! Well, what about Squidward?
